Love this jacket. Love love love it. I'm just not sure I love it on her. She's nailed the vintage 70's leather + floral shirt combo, but on her shape, the jacket would be more flattering if it finished at the bottom of her hips. I also probably wouldn't button it up the top, because it gives the illusion of an upside-down V, which pear shapes definitely don't need. But really, I'm not complaining, I'm just glad she looks happy and healthy and hopefully soon, she'll settle her yo-yoing body into a nice flat line.

There's something about stars we've seen on TV since they were teenagers in an overstyled American TV show. We expect them to stay forever in their unbelieveably thin, dewy-skinned, glossy-haired state. And when they go off the rails, using substances to try in their own twisted way to remain young and beautiful, we get angry. I'm going to try really really hard not to judge based on appearance. Just by style. I'm sure you'll let me know how I'm going!

She really tried to get away with this, didn't she. The Peter Pan ankle boot - with rollover. A never, in my book. Not sometimes, not with a different outfit, not on a tall person. Just never. Peter Pan ankle boots are fine - Chloe did a beautiful pair last season - but the big rollover is comical, bordering on ridiculous, especially on Salma. I'd still kill for her hair though, she sexifies a bob like nobody else can.

Yesterday Gawker sparked a plastic surgery debate, asking, if there's so much news about bad surgeries, why do people still insist on getting work done? They illustrated it with the funniest video, starring Heidi Montag who makes fun of herself, her life and her surgeries while saying something about credit cards - but god it's hard to listen to someone when all you can do is stare in amazement at her overhawked features! (this, on a day when Mattel introduced a revamped Barbie with such big eyes in comparison to her head that if she were real, she'd have to have eyes the size of tennis balls to be in the same proportion to her head as the doll now is). Nice message. Alien Barbie. But watch the video, it's like watching a train wreck. You can't really drag your eyes away.

Ron Howard directed it. He must have been paid a MOTZA, is all I can say.

I listened to Audrina on the Kyle & Jackie O show this morning (another empty headed reality star who gets paid to say things like, "like") and even she thinks Heidi looks weird. Like "an old person who's had surgery to stay young". Which is exactly the effect you don't want, right? Not when you actually ARE young - 23 is not an age to be having 10 surgeries. What's she going to do at 40? Get a new head?

How do you feel about plastic surgery?

Look! She smiles! And with shades on we can't see all that horrible eyeliner she insists on wearing. I'm feeling especially generous this morning folks and I'm just going to put it out there - do you think all her skirts are so tiny 'cause her legs are so long and what is a vagina-skimming skirt for Taylor, is a knee-length skirt for the rest of us? Possibly.

Now I'm just worried about her puppy ... sure, he's got airholes, but he doesn't look too happy in there.

Ankle zips and pointy heels. I remember when I was about 11, I had a pair of bright yellow skinny jeans that I loved with ankle zips. No pointy heels back then but god, they would have gone together perfectly now that I think about it!

It's a very cool look that, with the zips undone, Kate has translated in her own very unique, "undone" way. It's pretty simple really. Blazer + tee + skinny jeans + pointy heels + bag. Voila! Et vous etes Kate. It's all about quality basics this season - you know, the right slouchy grey tee, the classic blazer, the well-fitting jean and of course the bag. While you're on Coco Lee, click on our Pink Corp sale for a classic bag that will see you through years to come.

So Lindsay Lohan is in Paris for the shows but didn't go to the Ungaro show. She said to WWD that she wasn't there "because I don't work for them anymore." When asked for more detail she added: "There's legal things going on; I can't really discuss it."

You'll note they didn't get any publicity for this show though ..

I don't love this outfit, but at least she's not wearing this:

Rubber and high waisted leggings do not a good mix make. Leggings are not pants, especially not high waisted pants! Her dark hair serves her well though - much less trailer trash than the blonde.



... with this fuck-off draped black dress, opaques and suede heels combo. This is what maketh a star. Dishevelled sexy is so copyable. You instantly want to be a part of whatever makes up the outfit. How do I get a dress that is draped so perfectly in all the right places and seems to drip down one shoulder to pool at her feet? I love that she's paired it with opaques as well ... unexpected but seriously good.

Is it true? If Twitter pics are to be believed it is! Karl Lagerfeld just showed models walking in fake fur amongst  a real iceberg, flown in from Sweden. Shoes were lost in the water which seemed to amuse the crowd but the most important message from the man whose brought us real fur at Fendi every season, is that fake fur is finally in fashion. That deserves a woo hoo!

More shots to come in the morning - these are from French Vogue's Twitter feed!

Just in case you're interested, here's the link. Unfortunately ninemsn doesn't believe in sharing their videos (I guess they've never heard of that mega successful video sharing site YouTube) so they don't let you embed videos anymore. So if you want to watch it, click here and skip through to 3.15minutes xxx

I'm sure this looked better in the flesh, but in this photo, the fabric just looks like shiny sandpaper. Funny how some dresses don't translate to the camera. I mean, it's nice and you can tell it would be lovely if it were actually in front of you ... but not the best choice Cameron has made in her stylish life. It might have something to do with her pissed off stance. She's all "hurry up and take the photo people! I have a party to get to!"

Well that's what I would be thinking if I were her.

I just still can't get over the fact that all these non-Oscars-worthy stars were invited but gorgeous creatures like Kate Bosworth missed out. Really Academy? IMAGINE WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE WORN!!! I know that's not your highest priority but it's certainly mine. This is just her after-party frock and it runs rings around most of the dresses which actually made the red carpet. A delightful confection of coral silk that's soft and falls beautifully, the one-shoulder bow and waist detail are heaven. WHY HAVE YOU DEPRIVED ME OF HER OSCARS FROCK???

Signed, Annoyed.

Look at me, look at me! I've managed to tame the wild man himself, the one not even Kate Moss could keep in her bed for more than a few days. The one who insisted on wearing silver boots to this party and keep his scraggy hairdo no matter how hard I try and fix it. Do you know my secret? They're called real bosoms. Yes they're big, and they're spectacular. Honestly. Whenever I want something I just dangle them in front of Russell and it's like he's hypnotised. Something I'm trying to keep in theme with my clothes. This is probably the sexiest dress I could find that would keep his eyes on me all night and not fall for a trashy move from Lindsay Lohan. Or her sister. Spilling out of skintone and sequins, have you ever heard of anything so fantastic? Russell said I look like I've just climbed out of a big fire, that's how hot I look. Purr, purr, purr.

Abbie Cornish looked particularly beautiful at the Vanity Fair after party, in elegant navy with a crystal neckline feature. Newly blonded hair and a look on her face that says "I don't care because I'm going to be way more famous than you" says it all to Ryan Phillipe really, who you'll notice, did not attend.

I think someone might have bought a dress for the Oscars, then didn't receive an invite. This is so not an after-party dress, it's a defnite Academy Awards dress, right? Oh yeah. It's absolutely stunning, and she's stunning in it. Makes me a bit sad that the Academy made room for "young ones" this year like Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Richie, but left out old favourites like Angie Harmon who've spent their lives wearing showstopper dresses. She's made a career out of this, leave it to the professionals I say, they know what they're doing. The young ones didn't deliver, so they should be off the list for next year.