The dress itself is borderline, but nothing too bad. I mean, I can deal with a cut out even if it is much too high and almost gives her undercleavage (in fact it would give her undercleavage but I bet her boobs are fake and so pinned high on her chest, with no chance of droop). Let's just say there's a whole lot of sheer fabric when there needn't be. 

And then you scroll down.

Lord almighty.

What ARE those shoes?

White shoes are always going to be tricky to get away with, no matter what you're wearing or what type of white shoes they are - they generally run the risk of looking trailer trash, regardless.

But pair THESE shoes, with white flowers and black sole, with THIS dress and you have a recipe for disaster. I can hear the sirens going now, it's the fashion police coming to arrest her - or at least confiscate the shoes and hand her a pair of black ballet flats so she can slump home with head hung low.

It's been a while since I've seen such poor form on a celebrity and it almost makes me miss it. How much more interesting would the red carpet be if there were no stylists around to make everyone look pretty? Unfortunately, it's getting to the pretty and homogenous stage (in which case, I shoudn't be bagging her out, I should be applauding her individuality and sense of no-style!)

But I just can't on this one. It's too much.