So Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds wed in secret on the weekend.
Secret? How dare they?! ask the New York press! And during New York Fashion Week no less.
But what's this? The bride didn't even wear Chanel? She chose ... Marchesa couture? With all the love that Kaiser Karl has given her over the years, she goes to another couture house for the most important day of her life? Quelle horreur!
But wait! The plot thickens.
Which publication was allowed access to the wedding? With exclusive news and pics on what everyone wore ... was it Hello? OK? People? US? Who was it?
Er ... Martha Stewart Weddings.
Yes, that's right folks, they'll have the exclusive on the Reynolds-Lively nuptials with details like the groomsmen wore Burberry suits with suspenders, because Christopher Bailey and Ryan Reynolds are friends, that the bride had custom-made Louboutins, of course! What would one expect? And the big news about the dress. Not Chanel, not Gucci, but Marchesa. She does some lovely things and most of her dresses are very wedding dress-y, but when you have Karl on your list to pick from, are you really going to go Marchesa?
It's a bridal, not a fashion choice, and for that I have to respect her.