Victoria's Secret photoshop fail
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 AT 10:22 AM


"Whoops! Has anyone seen my ribs? I seem to have misplaced a WHOLE CHUNK OF THEM! See my hip goes up one side, then there's my arm across my body, then my ribs which ... weirdly enough, don't seem to join up with my hips. Kinda important if you've studied human anatomy at all. Everything's s'posed to connect, you know? Without big disjointed chunks of flesh missing. Has anyone spotted them? Maybe I should put up some posters and whoever took them can return them to me unharmed, no questions asked."


Another day, another serious photoshop disaster, this time from the folks at Victoria's Secret. 'Cause you know, the models they hire aren't already PERFECT or freaks of nature, quite unlike the rest of the population or anything. Victoria's Secret would like to make them more perfect. Is that possible?

Quite obviously, from this photograph, NO, a resounding NO. It is not possible to improve on such a beautiful woman without grossly misshaping her.

What is wrong with them that they think they have to do this? Lais Ribeiro is a stunning looking woman who is already superskinny. If she really did have ribs this small, I'm pretty sure her lungs would no longer fit in there, in which case, she'd be in real trouble, what with having to breathe and all!

Seriously. Get a grip stupid companies! Nobody is buying it anymore.



Comments

saluki
December 14, 2012 at 7:12 AM

What bothers me most about this photoshopping, is that her forearm is wider than her bicep LOL!

kaflooey
August 07, 2012 at 1:01 PM

Although it is a little freaky looking, I'm not so sure it's a massive photoshop fail. If her top half is a little twisted compated to her front-on bottom half, and considering her hips are probably wider than her rib cage, AND that she is very skinny, I don't think it's a stretch that someone could look like this in a photo, with some crafty posing, rather than heavy handed 'shopping. Just sayin.

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