BEST MALE FANTASY: SOFIA VERGARA
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea ...
I mean, really, what better way to one up yourself from your own dresses at events gone by than to channel ... mermaids. Of course! Mermaids! Why hasn't anyone else thought of that? They are the ultimate male fantasy (you've seen Splash, right? Things haven't changed) and if you have the ultimate female body then why not dress like a shimmering fish tail? Makes sense, right? Right?