"What do you mean, posed? I ALWAYS have my hair and makeup done when I'm going poolside at the Chateau. Are you kidding me, photographers are everywhere in LA, this is a complete coincidence. No, it's not a setup. I did not call them and tell them I would be by the pool at 3.17pm and to come bearing a battery-loaded camera. I did not. Can't you see how I'm just relaxing and didn't even realise they were there? Gosh, can't a gal just chill in a sophisticated white one-piece and get some rays by herself anymore without being accused of setting up a photoshoot so that the gossip mags will print something positive? Man. I can't win. Lucky I made friends with Lady Gaga the other weekend and she's promised to put me in her new video. Believe it. Take the photos putz and get out of my way. I'm coming back and you can't stop me."



There are loads more pics of her posing poolside but I thought I'd stop here, you get the drift.