Memo to everyone who hasn't had a baby: WEAR A PLUNGING V NECK NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. Before breastfeeding zaps the life out of your breasts like a deflating balloon.
I don't mean to sound pessimistic about this, and I'm certain they'll perk up (surely, right? Over time? I've seen it happen) but if you can wear a dress like this super sexy black one Jennifer Aniston is rocking, I would. Right now. And if you don't have one, buy one. Trust me on this ladies!