WORST IMPERSONATION OF ENDORA: HEIDI KLUM

You know Endora, she was my favourite mother-in-law on Bewitched and I loved that gown she used to float in and out of scenes in. I'm not quite sure why this is not working on Heidi, but it's just not. There's nothing wrong with the dress per se. Maybe it's the hair. Should it be slicked back and straight? Like how Kim Kardashian is wearing her hair lately? Soft curls with the dress is all too romantic and dreamy, like she's about to climb into bed rather than attend an awards show. The matching shoes are just wrong - they take it into Dancing with the Stars territory.

Or maybe it's because she's radiating an unhappy vibe these days, and knows the world is judging her. An awful position to be in. Whatever it is, her mojo ain't right at the moment.