Look at me, look at me! I've managed to tame the wild man himself, the one not even Kate Moss could keep in her bed for more than a few days. The one who insisted on wearing silver boots to this party and keep his scraggy hairdo no matter how hard I try and fix it. Do you know my secret? They're called real bosoms. Yes they're big, and they're spectacular. Honestly. Whenever I want something I just dangle them in front of Russell and it's like he's hypnotised. Something I'm trying to keep in theme with my clothes. This is probably the sexiest dress I could find that would keep his eyes on me all night and not fall for a trashy move from Lindsay Lohan. Or her sister. Spilling out of skintone and sequins, have you ever heard of anything so fantastic? Russell said I look like I've just climbed out of a big fire, that's how hot I look. Purr, purr, purr.