MOST LIKELY TO BE LIVING UP TO HER NAME: SARAH JESSICA PARKER

Um, I'd just like to say thank you so so much to my stylist on Sex and the City, Patricia Field, for really opening my eyes to fashion and style and letting me know that it's nice to be different sometimes ... okay, a lot of the time! And for really teaching me everything I know about fashion. This dress is by Chanel and I know a lot of people are like, what's that across her neck, but I think the ribbon is so elegant and glamorous and the silver roses on my bust really needed something simple to set them off. Anyway, I know none of this would have been possible without Patricia Field, I would have been one of those girls wearing a boring ol' safe sequin dress! But I'm so glad I'm not. Thank you, Patricia, for making me see that originality and individuality is important, and for turning me into a style icon. You know I have a job with Halston now? How hilarious. Okay, okay I'm done! I'm shutting up. Thank you, thank you. Yes, I've had a little work done but just some fillers, that's all. Okay okay! I'm going, bye!