MOST UNLIKELY GUEST: MILEY CYRUS
Lovely dress. Beautiful. Very princess-like. But WTF is she doing there? This is such a departure for Miley that even though I really love it, it doesn't gel with the rest of her very carefully cultivated, hard-core rock chick image that she tries so hard to project when she's not on Hannah Montana.
Then again, I should just be grateful she's not in a denim mini and biker boots and shut the bloody hell up, so I am.