MOST UNLIKELY TO WEAR ANYTHING SPESH: MARIAH CAREY
Oh Mariah. How predictable. You're wearing a dress that shows your cleavage and flashes a leg. Why aren't I surprised? This is one of those cookie-cutter red carpet dresses that people with not a lot of style whip out when they're invited to such things. Sure, it looks fine and is event appropriate, but who wants fine? We want fabulous!