MOST UNLIKELY FROCK: KRISTEN STEWART
Of course I'm wearing black, what did you think I'd be wearing? Pink? Pfft! Gold? Get a life. If I'm ever having to wear a floor length dress at an event it's gonna be black. This was the only thing I could find that didn't have a bloody sequin on it. I'm hating the ruching, by the way, but I had no choice. Inviting me was such a last minute thing that I had the scraps of all the other stars to choose from, dress wise. And the next person who asks me where my boyfriend is, is going to get a kick in the head. Seriously, enough.