BIGGEST MISTAKE: CHARLIZE THERON
So ... I might've had a brain aneurism whilst trying on this dress. I'm not sure if I did, but I'm just saying ... I might've. I'm putting it out there, just because. Well, I did just break up with my boyfriend of like, ten years, which is having unknown effects on me - one them being that I choose dresses with hand-like flowers on my breasts at the biggest night of the year. So what hey? What are you gonna do about it? What if I did have aneurism, you'd feel bad then, wouldn't ya! Wouldn't ya!
Whoa, sorry. See, these things keep on happening to me. I'm just going to move quietly to the back of the line. Thanks all.