I can't stand dresses that look like doilies. Which were made by a great aunt who also gifts potpourri. Can you? I mean, I don't mind a bit of floral, and I've broadened my colour palette to be more accepting of purple which is working. I also don't hate lace, it's one of my favourite things - I'm wearing a black lace shirt today.

What I can't fathom though, is why someone would put all of these things together in a dress. And then stick Ginnifer Goodwin in it who, to be honest, would already have an uphill battle in Hollywood 'cause she's not your typical Barbie beautiful, and then plop clunky ankle strap shoes on her. As though she's got Gisele's legs. I'm just confused. As is Ginnifer Goodwin. The look on her face is pure "Why am I here wearing this dress which has a patch of floral right across the widest part of my hips and butt, making them look bigger combined with my most hated colour, purple. Covered in lace. Why did I agree to this?"

We're not sure Ginni!