Oh I know it's been a while in between sightings darlings, but you see, I've been rehearsing for the theatre and it's so very different to film. One must concentrate, you see, because one can't stumble about on stage not knowing what one is doing, especially when one is out to prove themselves to all those that think one can't act. I'm a very serious actress you know. And that means keeping to oneself sometimes, not being seen out at every fashion show and awards night because really - are they the important things? Are they going to get me serious actress credits? No. They're only going to get me on those dastardly worst dressed lists and it seems that really, everyone is on there these days.

This outfit spells s-e-r-i-o-u-s to me. A very chi-chi printed blouse and knee length skirt, quite book-keeper-ish. As though I've got a real job. But the shoes speak volumes about my fabulous style, don't you think? Clumpy and thick, that's the fashion these days. And they make me look thinner, I think they're the thickest things about my whole outfit. Just what I was after.