Talk about a make-OVAH!

Hi, my name's Jennifer Love-Hewitt. You might remember me from a series called Party of Five, the movies "I know what you did last Summer" and most recently my excellent TV work in Ghost Whisperer. I've been working really hard on my image lately, ever since a gossip magazine called me fat last year and I was suddenly the talk of the town because of my generous hip size. I just wanted to let you know, I'm not fat. I am a lady. This is my hot body. Did you know the John Mayer song "Her body is a wonderland" is about me? That's right. Me. Not Cameron Diaz, not Kate Hudson, not Jessica Simpson (she's just sexual napalm according to John), little ol' me. I've already told everyone about bedazzling my vagina, now this Herve Leger dress and side flick fringe are going to do wonders for my sexual image. Wonders. Bet you someone else writes a song about me soon. Kiss kiss.