Barron Trump: someone inherited mummy's cheekbones and daddy's hair! Look at that dewy skin. Can't wait to see what he looks like when he's older.
How is it that Melania has a face that is shaped into a permanent squint/scowl thing? Shouldn't she be happy, permanently ensconced in Trump Towers with a little one to look after? And that she's wearing those shoes? If I was wearing these lush peep toe ankle boots I'd be oh, SO happy! There'd be plenty of smiles, not a scowl in sight.