Kristen: Guess what I'm going to wear to our premiere tonight?

Dakota: Let me guess: Converse, a biker jacket and a mini.

Kristen (clapping hands gleefully): No! That's what everyone thinks I'm going to wear. But I have something else planned.

Dakota: You're not thinking -

Kristen (nodding): Oh yes.

Dakota (shocked): You're not!

Kristen: Oh yes.

Dakota: I can't believe it, there's going to be pandemonium. You mean you're actually going to show up in -

Kristen (squeals): Pink! Yes! I'm going to do it Dakota.

Dakota: But why? Why after all the hard work you've done to create this badass image of yourself. Why pink? Why now?

Kristen: Don't you see, it's perfect. Everyone's fallen right into my trap. They'll be expecting me to wear leather and studs and spiky hair. And now they'll be shocked. I'll be all over the papers once more and everyone will be talking about me.

Dakota (shaking head in amazement): And to think ... I've got all of this in front of me.

Kristen: Yeah, you've got a lot to learn little one.

Dakota: Can you teach me? Can you teach me about image and style and how to stay interesting and relevant.

Kristen: In time, little one, in time.

Check out Dakota singing Cherry Bomb (this is her real voice) and Kristen playing Joan Jett in their new film. Don't mind the 15sec ad first, that's MTV's fault, not mine.