The normally stylish Whitney Port is coming to Australia next week, as a guest of Target for L'Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I hope she pulls out a better oufit than this. Call me jaded, but loose yellow pants have their place ... at home, under a doona while your mum feeds you custard 'cause you're sick and that's all your throat can take and you're wearing your favourite yellow pyjamas 'cause you don't have to see anyone. At all. 'Cause you're eight.

While I normally froth on Whitney's charmingly original style, this outfit's just annoying me. First the pants, then with those shoes? What is she, just trying it on? Waiting to see how many impressionable young girls will copy her? Well Whitters, you'll find none here. Next week in Oz I want to see you at your chicest please, not this half-baked attempt to be different (when different mean fugly).