Well, if this doesn't lift W's flagging sales, nothing will! Who knows if Jen & Gerard are together or not and really, who cares? The only thing their publicists are concerned about is ramping the rumour mill up further and further and further, and this cover will surely do the trick. 

Jen's vamped it up with stay-up stockings (the light colour keeps things playful, not hooker-ish) and I think she's wearing a few slips from Alberta Ferretti, on top of one another with the straps sexily dangling on her shoulder. Love the two-tone shoe with ankle straps. Full points for styling. The look was inspired by Kim Basinger in 91/2 Weeks apparently (not seen it? Closest thing to a porno a girl could see back in 1986). Incredibly hot.

Sure, Gerard looks cute too, but this is all about Jen.