According to my whiz-bang calculations (plus 10 years for the shiny frock, minus two for the coat, plus five for the dated hairdo, plus three for the bag with the outfit making the whole thing seem like she's just stepped out of Day of Our Lives rather than Gossip Girl), Paris Hilton's style age is 48. Honestly can't you see Kim Basinger/ Sharon Stone/ Susan Sarandon in the same thing? Sure, they'd look amazing, very pulled together and well thought out. But they're at least 20 years older than Paris. She's doing herself a disservice by donning the rich ex-wife look.

And before you say, but aren't I always banging on about how skanky she usually dresses? Well, yes, but it doesn't mean the pendulum has to swing to ex-wife out shopping, you know? There's a good balance and there are plenty of women out there dressing their age without looking skanky. Paris just needs a little help in finding it.

What's your style age and how do you stick to it? Ever found yourself dressing older/younger and been pulled up for it? Something to think about ladies.