If you've just tuned in, read the post about Paris below, first.
And then look at this and wonder ... does Paris live her life like she's starring on the 80's tv drama Dallas? That's where this outfit belongs. On SueEllen. In Texas. With her big, rollered hair and lacquered lips and shiny red shoes on the all-white, all-American outfit. It's just so contrived it makes me want to vomit.
Then I came across this.
And my worst fears were confirmed.
Paris really does dress as though she's living in Dallas/ Dynasty/ The Young and the Restless.