Oooh! A mini coat! A swish side part! It's so very Dynasty it makes me want to run out and head to the nearest martini bar to very slowly sip my dirty vodka martini and swill the olive around my mouth while reapplying lipstick in my gold mirrored compact. There isn't a martini bar? What kind of barbaric city am I living in!

Ahhhh, the 80's. There are just so many goodies to be had that I'd forgotten about. I mean really, who would have thought to bring back the mini linen coat? Only someone completely dedicated to bringing back the trend. Probably Top Shop then. I wonder when the double breasted versions will surface.

Kelly Brook (who is she? English model/actress/tv presenter/swimwear designer - yes, a slashie - with a killer body) makes this outfit fresh by teaming it with high waisted sprayed on denims and light-coloured platform pumps.

It almost makes me want one. Almost.