Joel: Honey, I've been meaning to talk to you about something.

Nicole: What is it baby?

Joel: Errrr, I love this dress by the way.

Nicole: Thanks honey, it goes with my new exotic east vibe I'm cultivating.

Joel: Yeah ...

Nicole: You know, the dark hair, the liquid eyeliner, it's my new look! I'm so excited about it!

Joel: About that ...

Nicole: What is it baby?

Joel: It's not like I don't like it, 'cause I do ...

Nicole: Omigod you hate it!

Joel: No no! Not hate it. Hate is a strong word Nic.

Nicole: Okay, so what then?

Joel: I just think it makes you look a little ... washed out. Pale.

Nicole: That's the look I was going for! Pale skinned, dark haired, exotic semi Asian woman.

Joel: Honey, you're not Asian. Nice dress though. Great dress. Love the dress.

Nicole: Aha.