Has anyone put more thought into their outfits? I think not. This is spectacular.

THE shoes! Oh the shoes. How incredibly fabulous are they? Talk about a modern version of a Cindarella slipper.

Um, bikini wax? Definitely necessary.

'Scuse me while I play in the dirt with my Uncle Elton.

What, this ol' thing? Just something I had in my wardrobe.

And on a final note ...