No no no, you've got it all wrong The Cut blog. I'm not a donkey. Donkey's don't have spikes on their head or wear blush-coloured leather bodysuits! I'm a Garden of Eden version of Lady Godiva. I've got the hooves, so I don't need her horse, I've got the long hair plaited to the floor, and I've got the spikes, 'cause if you say one more thing about me being an ass I'm going to shove my head up yours. You heard me! I'm fierce, and I'm going to get a tonne of publicity out of this. It'll be like, Amber Rose, Kanye West's what, that's what. She gets so much attention for wearing weird shit but this time it's my turn. You'll see. My album'll come out and it will kick on the charts, like I'm going to kick you if you don't stop laughing. And these shoes will hurt.