MOST IN NEED OF HOLLYWOOD TAPE: CARRIE UNDERWOOD
I didn't know the Grammy's interrupted you on the way to the church. How inconvenient for you. Are they going to do your hair when you get there? 'Cause god I'd be so annoyed if I got married with my hair looking like a Ch 10 newsreader's. And how's your left boob doing? Almost down to your knees? Thought so. Pick it up for me dear, won't you?