Remember Nick Lachey? He was once married to Jessica Simpson and they had their own, very excellent reality show, Newlyweds, where we got to see how ... unworldly Jessica was and how frustrated Nick got with her. It was my first reality show obsession.

Then they split up,... Read More

The Kentucky Derby is much like our Melbourne Cup, held just before the American summer in the deep south every year.

And while I know Miranda Lambert is a country singer and she most likely has them surgically attached to her feet, I just cannot abide by her wearing... Read More

It's not so much her dress I object to (though it does look like she bought it for her school formal circa 1995), it's the demeanor. What is she doing there, a, and why is her hair like that, b, and why is she looking like... Read More

Vanessa Minnillo: Nick, stop poking me in the bottom.

Nick Lachey: What honey? Noone can see.

Vanessa: It's making me stand funny.

Nick: Like you've got a carrot up your ass?

Vanessa: Great.... Read More