Ohhhh. I deliberated on whether to post this or not but I think that I need to, in the interest of the sisterhood, just in case one of you ever decides to wear a dress like this.

So. A warning.

If your breasts are larger than the cup size defined on the actual dress,... Read More

Gawd. Just where I expected Heidi to turn up. Opening a strip, sorry, Gentleman's club in Vegas, Crazy Horse 3. And wearing ... what is this exactly? A black, sheer bodysuit with panels on the front and leather shorts. I can't say I'd wear it. Or that any of you should, no matter how... Read More

See, I knew this would happen!

As soon as I saw Alexa break out the overalls, I knew that some poor, unsuspecting soul who likes to be comfortable in her clothing thought 'excellent! I'm going to wear overalls too and be as cool as Alexa Chung.'

Bzzt! Wrong! For... Read More

Step 1: Choose a dress in a great colour that perfectly compliments your skintone.

Step 2: Make sure it fits right and hugs your body in all the right places.

Step 3: Go and find some large, clumpy shoes without any straps or cutouts. 

Step 4: Make sure... Read More

Whoops! Someone's forgotten the golden rule. I know I said style recipes aren't like food recipes, therefore rules aren't hard and fast. but this one seems to be a stickler and is ALWAYS right.

What is it?

Don't show leg, if you're flashing cleavage, and vice versa.... Read More

The dress itself is borderline, but nothing too bad. I mean, I can deal with a cut out even if it is much too high and almost gives her undercleavage (in fact it would give her undercleavage but I bet her boobs are fake and so pinned high on her chest, with no chance of droop).... Read More

It's been a while since we saw Meg Matthews (ex of Noel Gallagher, Kate Moss' friend), and I'm not sure this is how I want to see her, to be honest.

I love the idea of the dress - anything nightie-like speaks to me. But it's the way her breasts sit in the dress.

It's... Read More

Remember Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie? Shannon Elizabeth sure wants you to! She really would like you to see her as you did back then - outfit and all - having not progressed one iota in the style stakes. Yes, not only does she wish it was still 1999 and she was still super... Read More

I didn't think this was even possible, but Rachel McAdams looks ... bad.

How? How can it be for one of the world's most endearing beauties?

Blame the hair and makeup which, if I'm not mistaken, is getting it's inspiration from the women of Real Housewives of Beverly... Read More

MOST IN NEED OF A STYLIST: MISSI PYLE

You know, I need to thank Missi. See, with every starlet having a stylist these days, it's not often that actors get it wrong on the red carpet, which is kind of boring. But this awards season, Missi is, well, missing the mark in a... Read More